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"Waterman" Ep. V "Waterman" Ep. V

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great flash, really.

The animation was great, the sound was nice, the humor was there, and I liked it.

I have to add something, though.

To the people saying that the jokes are stolen, think about this one word. Parody.

If a joke looks similar to something, maybe he is parodizing (no idea how it is spelled)the joke.



Sprite Survivor - 3 Sprite Survivor - 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice, a few minor tweaks...

First and foremost: very nice job on this flash. lol I'm glad you fixed the "screen facing" ff4 characters. But: just a bit of constructive critisism.

1: In my opinion, Perfect Kirby did well with mario/pasta jokes, as did the 1st and 2nd in this sereis, but towards the third, it got a little old. I see now mario has changed (...a lot!) and I hope that perhaps those jokes can change a bit too, but then again, that IS opinionated.

2: More involvement of the characters who are becoming more and more insignificant. An example of this is, well, pretty much everybody from Suikoden. Also, fighter 8 bit jokes havent really been overdone here (and for this, I praise and applaud you!), and I hope his idocy can become more involved in the story, but with creativity. I know I'd laugh my ass off if you made him the Jessica Simpson of the show.

3: During fight scenes...I have seen some creative ideas, and there is only one of which I did not like. Narration of the song BY THE CHARACTERS is, in my opinion, a bit stupid, and in place of that some much better dialouge could be added. Just an opinion ^^;.

Oh, and for votes:

Angela-not nvolved, and i wouldn't care if she was, lol.

and Faris- pretty much ditto.

(Oh, and for the person who said she was a guy dressing like a girl, you aren't even close to the remote vacinity of an area SLIGHTLY NEAR the IDEA of being correct. Practically the opposite! The first few bits of Faris joining your party in ff5, posing as a MALE PIRATE, Bartz and Galuf notice themselves being...attracted to Faris, and later see HER changing and realize she is, in fact, a she. And much more that just a she too, but that would be a nasty spoiler to anyone who hasn't played ff5, now wouldn't it? ^^)


Hell-Fire responds:

ANGELA - FARIS

HRm - Iv had a few people now not like the ttalking in the fight scene. Ah well to late now. Fighter is the jessica simpson lol. i may try to use that as a joke or something. And its hard to involve all the character but there are so many and its hard. Thanks for votes and review


Madness Avenger Madness Avenger

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It was really good ecxept,

does anyone else have the problem where the movie stops playing and refuses to load after the guy gets kill 74 (breaks neck of guy after fiht with Jesus)? I have a fast computer that plays all other madness moies perfectly except this one, it just wont finish loading... and the preloader is skewed it says "go" before its even halfway done loading wtf?

other than that, this movie rocked...


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Krinkels responds:

that wierd, maybe its something with newgrounds. try watching it on flashplayer.com


diablo 2 parody part 4 diablo 2 parody part 4

Rated 3 / 5 stars

HAHAHAHAHA

jason didnt know you had to click the button!!! "how long do you think it takes for a person to read a fucking sentence?" hahaha what an idiot.


night-raider responds:

well, jason has less IQ than dirt so we cant blame him. actually yes we can.


Idiot Ninjas 3 Idiot Ninjas 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG awesome

What was that song during the chase scene? i HAVE GOT to know


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FF4 Survivor Ep. 12! FF4 Survivor Ep. 12!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

God DAMN!

ouch "Kain you are a god damn bard", THAT had to shatter poor Kain's ego, mean, JEEZ, being the same as Edward (the most pointless piece of shit EVER in a game) would make me kill myself... wow.

Oh, and PLEASE make the 13th one soon


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DarkDragoonKain responds:

Yeah, I think if someone ever called me a Bard, I'd take a 9-Iron to their testicles.

By the way, Episode 13 is already complete. We're just looking into a relatively soon release date. :D


perish perish

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Woah

That last scene surprised me... I thought the girl was some random person at first... then...wow...


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EB: The King And I EB: The King And I

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FAMILY GUY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN THE SIMPSONS FAMILY GUY SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Tool-Of-The-System responds:

Family Guy still is on the air, but it's not on FOX. It's on Cartoon Network late at night on something called Adult Swim.


The Necromancer Episode 1 The Necromancer Episode 1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

*Very* Diablo

and that is a good thing. While the graphics could use a little work, this was a good movie. Because in Diablo my best I commonly see barbarians (like Douglas) with necromancers (like me, in the game), so when Douglas talked about joining forces, I was VERY surprised to see the fight...hehe great story, better than most. While the spells could use a little more work (visually) they were cool, though I had hoped to see more russurecting (like skeletons, or in the sequel, maybe golems?)it was still a great use of them in the movie. 9/10



Tactics Core 2. Tactics Core 2.

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Okay,

I'm not even gonna watch this. I read the reviews. It gets a 10 in humor because i laughed at how stupid people are that saw this. DID THEY REALLY THINK IT WAS TACTICS CORE???
#1 IT IS MADE BY A BOMBCLOCK,HE DIDNT MAKE THE FIRST TACTICS CORE DEMO
#2 IT IS A BIG FILE SIZE. THE RAL AUTHOR KEEPS MUCH OF THE FIRST TACTICS CORE DEMO DATA RIGHT IN HIS SITE. YOU ACTUALLY DOWNLOAD IT OFF OF HIS SITE.
#3 IT IS APRIL FOOLS DAY

It gets a 3 for style because it is an april fools joke movie. That is an old idea. I havent yet watched it, so the rest got 0's